My name is Bryanna Doe, and I’m a writer.
I obtained most of my vocabulary through reading books, which means that I don’t know how to pronounce anything. This has embarrassed me at cocktail parties more times than I care to admit.
I’m currently clinging to what’s left of my twenties in New York City. I never say yes to going to a second location, and I never say no to having another drink. If I ever conquer my anxiety disorder, it’s all over for you bitches.